The Weinermobile

Just this past weekend I was taking a stroll across the campus and stumbled upon the largest and most blatant corporate-advertising phallic symbol to grace the psyche of the American consumer. No, I'm not referring to the Coors train, or some unwitting corporate logo, but instead to the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.





I got my chance to see the corporate compensation package up close, and it is stranger than fiction. At 27 feet long and 11 feet high, the fleet of wienermobiles are the largest self-propelled fake sausages in the United States.